the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
my god I love twenty year old dicks
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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