Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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