I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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