So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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