Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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