my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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