I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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