I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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