I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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