Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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