OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
there is puke in my bra ... again
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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