Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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