She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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