did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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