His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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