idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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