Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
