WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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