she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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