My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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This is the high leading the old right now
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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