thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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