i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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