I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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