Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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