the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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