I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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