Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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