me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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