Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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