..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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