The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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