I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I need to stop coming to work sober
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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