Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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