Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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