So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
third nipple confirmed
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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