good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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