its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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