I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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