I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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