Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there's paper in my vomit.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Fuck appropriateness.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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