YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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