Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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