I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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