i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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