it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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