How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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