its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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