There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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