Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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