OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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