all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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