got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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