Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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