i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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