woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
