if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
