Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
