i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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