Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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