Quick, to the slutcave!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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