just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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