Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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