have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?