nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My Higher Power is John Stamos
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real