let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
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I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.