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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.

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• (323): View more from California

  Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug

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• (559): View more from California

  Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.

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