Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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